Vlut (noun)- A virgin that acts like a slut
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forget 11:11. Im going to buy two goldfish and name them Cosmo and Wanda and then I can make wishes whenever
(Source: yoveronica.com)
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May the food be ever in your flavour
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Can you hear those footsteps behind you? Thats not me running, it’s karma catching up with you
(Source: cottoncandycircus, via fionarawr)
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